today i farted, and it smelled. I fart long and hard... i even yelled.
The flowers and trees saw me do it. It was so thick one could even chew it!
I farted so loud and long. I farted the anthem to a song.
I know its sad but true; But after tonights Texas A&M game, I farted on the CREW.
You see, like shit, I blew. Hot, molten thick diarrhea spincter stew.
But at least I didn't nearly lose like the damn wreckin crew!
Now my pants are filled with air and waste, thick death brown toothpaste.
Scrub i may. Scrub i might, but alas ill have that shit smell in my house all dang night!
Just to let you know.... I didn't write that. My friend from Los Angeles got onto my computer while I was changing my pants from the Texas A&M football game and he wrote that. LOL
It was sooo close I almost did what he wrote about. They blew a 21-0 lead from halftime and at the last 8 seconds of the game it was 28-26 with the opposing team on the 4 yard line. Good thing our defense knocked the quarterback out of bounds to let us win. *Feeels pants for poopoo*
Ahhh, your friend sounds interesting, Mr. Spaceman. Perhaps you could arrange for me to meet him? I too am a lover of poetry...
the spacemans friend I would like to meet,
I'll pull out his brain and begin to eat.
I'm sure it will taste bad, but that is OK,
spaceman bob's I'll consume someday.
What do you think? HAR HAR HAR!