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today i farted, and it smelled. I fart long and hard... i even yelled.
The flowers and trees saw me do it. It was so thick one could even chew it!
I farted so loud and long. I farted the anthem to a song.
I know its sad but true; But after tonights Texas A&M game, I farted on the CREW.
You see, like shit, I blew. Hot, molten thick diarrhea spincter stew.
But at least I didn't nearly lose like the damn wreckin crew!
Now my pants are filled with air and waste, thick death brown toothpaste.
Scrub i may. Scrub i might, but alas ill have that shit smell in my house all dang night!

What a way to start the day out. You wake up and hear a cat coughing up a furrball. Yummy. LOL

I searched the whole place and couldn't find it either that's the weird part but who know's maybe it was just something I thought I heard when I really didn't. LOL

What to do today. Hmmm.... Probably going to mow the lawn, since that sounds like a good thing to do before it gets hot. I'll let you know what I do afterwards.

What trouble can I get into today. Hmmmm....

I am thinking about making the Forums today. That's what I will do. Make them once and for all. That way you can all start your own conversations about how looney I am. LOL

Look for a link on the left side of the page. :)

I got the forum up and running. Now all I need to do is get the color scheme and the logo's up on it. Then I will work on the upload image thing so you can all upload images when you want. :)

Hope you enjoy them. Use them and invite other people to use them. If you give a proper email address, it will even tell you when someone has replied to your message, that is if you want that.

Now back to my BBQ. T-Bone Steaks. WooooHooo!!!!!

Today is the wrecking day for the bells are ringing,
I am not singing
For today is the day of mourn.

Rise of sleepy eyed pied with Texas belles,
For tomorrow is hell
For today is the day of mourn.

Leave behind your Shakes
Embrace yoru land of earthquakes
For today is the day of mourn.

The bells tolls but for whom do they sound
Soon in flight you will leave this hallowed ground
For today is the day of mourn.

The clothes march to the suitcase in single file
Chanting, "no more shall we drink ZigenbockHiel!...hiel!... hiel!!"
For today is the day of mourn.

My friend has left. My heart is sad but I know that I will see him again soon. So take care Dana you are a good man and a great friend.

Now...

I got back to the office today and everyone was yelling. HELP!!!!! My email won't go through. Well... I thought. First thing I checked was the email server. Sent a couple emails to a person from different locations inside and outside the university and you know what. They all came in. I checked back with the people later close to 5pm and they all said. Thank You for fixing it. I just said, "No Problem. Call me anytime." LOL Sometimes you just have to show up and things fix themselves.

And Dana if you read this. I found out that Janice isn't mad at me or you. She just didn't expect to get that type of thing from someone she didn't know. All is well.

Seems that my ex is playing a dangerous game now. She thinks it is good to pit my parents against me by telling them things that aren't true.

I just don't get things. She broke off the relationship with me and was the one that tore my heart out. Now she feels that she needs to start a battle over who is better for the kids thing. It is a two way street here for both of us. I see my children when I can and am cordual about the whole thing and the time I will spend with them. But it seems that she has taken a path that wants to put mistrust into the childrens eyes about me supporting them from the standpoint of a Live-Away-Dad.

I will call her and see what is up, but I know one thing, I will not allow my children to be seperated from me with that type of talk with her sending my parents or anyone emails like she did. Needless to say that my parents knew some of it was lies, because they were with me on one of the dates she said I hadn't been there.

Well, back to the grind of the daily routine.

I love my children Joushua and Joanna. I miss my children dearly.

What a day... Seems this email conversion at work is going to take till the next century with all the interruptions I get at work. One of these days it will be over and all will be calm.

Today was a good day weather wise. It is finally cooling down and the evenings are cool enough to actually leave the windows open, which the Cats Love. They sleep guarding me, one at each window. Too bad they would split the second someone came into the backyard though. But they are trained to attack BZORG's on sight.

I think I have finally found a topic that I love and hate all at the same time. Or should I say intregues me to some extremes.

The topic that I have found that I will now devote a section to is on UFO's.

I am someone that would like to believe in them, but to this date in time, I have not seen more than a couple videos that actually make me believe I am seeing something from outside of our world. The remainder are pretty easily dismissed as aircraft or natural phenomina.

So now begins the topic that will fuel my posts and hopefully the posts of others.

That's what we are supposed to believe from some of the shows that they broadcast on the Sci-Fi Channel.

Check out the forum Topic I have dedicated to this and lets start a discussion.

I watched a program last night on supposedly authentic UFO sightings. Boy was I in for a shock of my life.

I watched this for an hour, and I didn't see one thing that made me believe that any of the footage was anything other than Camera Lens abberations, or Airplanes at high altitudes or balloons floating in the air. And then the best part is that they have these experts making statements saying that "Based on the Distance this object should be around 1 mile in size". Yeah right. The footage was sooo shaky and sloppy that you can barely make out that it is anything at all. I am sure glad these guys make themselves look like fools.

Then there were the people that claimed "The Men In Black" came to visit them and told them to forget about what they saw. LOL

Just once I would like to see some pictures or footage that would make me say, "Dammm what the hell is that".

This is a funny and twisted movie. Not a blockbuster, but one of those movies that has funny twists in it and is pretty entertaining overall. If you get a chance to watch it, go for it.

:)

This is a new feature for Dana my friend so he can blog away on the Spacemanbob web page of wild and crazy posting.

By the way. This is Dana after one too many beers. He really isn't this rude all the time. LOL

I am going to be going to work around 12 today since I have to be forced to watch a football game. Too bad I have to sit up in the airconditioned room with all the announcers and cruise the interenet while it goes on. LOL At least that is what usually happens. As long as the network is up and running things should be just fine.

If the game is totally boring I will search the net and try to find some things about UFO's and post them up to get some conversation going.

I am going to post some pictures to the forums today to show just how gullible people are when attempting to make us believe that these are true UFO's. Check the forums and I will post some good ones here.

Boy our football team sucks. This is the second year in a row that they totally blow chunks. They seem to do good in the first half and then after that, it seems as if someone replaced them with a high school team. They can't complete anything and allow every single play against them.

I hold no hope out for them to win any other games the rest of the season. And as for Bill Byrne on raising ticket prices 40%. You should have done that when we had a good team not when they can't win anything.