Sooo... This morning I am sleeping in bed....ZZZzzzzzz....ZZZzzzzzzz.....CRASH BANG.... WTF.. I wake up thinking I heard something outside. Look at the clock. 4:30am Hmmm... Heart is starting to pound....Thinking that I am back in Los Angeles and someone is breaking into my car to steal something..... Get shorts and shirt on..... Put sandals on..... I sneak into the living room and grab my meannie club(axe handle with no axe on it)..... Look out the window and don't see anything..... Sneak to the door.... Turn on light open door quickly and race to my car to jack up anyone with there legs hanging out. (heart is really pounding)... Dammm nothing. Just a grasshopper jumping on my leg(scared the beggezzes out of me). I go back inside and think, what was that sound. So I think. Hmmm.. Backyard. I turn on the light in the porch and look out to the patio. WTF..... Two weird looking metal things are on the patio... Goes outside for further look.... Handle still in hand. So I get out and look at these things. They turn out to be a vent and cover that go on one of the vents on the top of the house. Now I am thinking that what would cause that. But then I hear...buzzzzzz(high pitch) around my ear. Dammm I am outta here. Mosquito's RUN....... Close the door and think..hmmm I'll figure this out in the afternoon.
Now I am up drinking coffee at 6am. LOLOLOL
Comments (1)
HAR HAR HAR! Is too laugh, puny posquito's scare the mighty Spaceman? Be afraid of the might of Bzorg! He who ripped the vents off your roff in a somewhat comicql attempt to consume your brain. Who is laughing now, mu-wa-haha!
Posted by Bzorg | June 23, 2003 5:25 AM
Posted on June 23, 2003 05:25